best friend: man we are awesome. bros for life!

me: yeah man, we have such a good friendship nothing could stop our friendship

best friend: yeah! unless you break up with your girlfriend. then idk

me: i would be honored if you were next in line. we could still be friends though

friend: nah

me: … why?

friend:

me:

friend:

me:

stranger:

me: what the fuck.

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im done growing up